My Joke Mail » President http://www.myjokemail.com Loaded full of Funny Jokes Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:18:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Roads closed this weekend http://www.myjokemail.com/jokes/roads-closed-this-weekend/ http://www.myjokemail.com/jokes/roads-closed-this-weekend/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:51:03 +0000 Mike http://www.myjokemail.com/?p=861 ROADS TO BE CLOSED THIS COMING WEEKEND!

For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:

Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend.  Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.

A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota, so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.

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