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		<title>Clever parrot</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. &#8220;How do I get him to sing?&#8221; The young man asked, excitedly. &#8220;Simply hold [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. &#8220;How do I get him to sing?&#8221; The young man asked, excitedly. &#8220;Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet.&#8221; was the shop owner&#8217;s reply.</p>
<p>The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot&#8217;s left foot. Chet began to sing: &#8220;Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! &#8230;&#8221; The shop owner then held another match under the parrot&#8217;s right foot. Then Chet&#8217;s tune changed, and the air was filled with: &#8221; Silent Night, Holy Night&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.</p>
<p>&#8220;How beautiful!&#8221; She exclaimed, &#8220;Can he talk?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; the young man replied, &#8220;But he can sing. Let me show you.&#8221; So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet&#8217;s left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: &#8220;Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!&#8230;&#8221; The man then moved the lighter to Chet&#8217;s right foot, and out came: &#8220;Silent Night, Holy night&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, &#8220;What if we hold the lighter between his legs?&#8221; The man did not know. &#8220;Let&#8217;s try it,&#8221; he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet&#8217;s legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: &#8220;Chet&#8217;s nuts roasting on an open fire&#8230;.&#8221;</p>
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