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Recess at the Asylum

Mike — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 10:20:53 +0000

Roads closed this weekend

Mike — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:51:03 +0000

ROADS TO BE CLOSED THIS COMING WEEKEND!

For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:

Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend. Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.

A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota, so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.

Economics Lesson

Mike — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:19:04 +0000

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.

Dancing with the Stars 2010

Mike — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:08:37 +0000

The Promised Land

Mike — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:05:58 +0000

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel: “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said: “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel — this is the Promised Land!”

Now, Obama wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

Invitation?

Mike — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:57:12 +0000