A German doctor says,
“That is nothing; we can take a lung
Out of one person, put it in another, and
Have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor says.
“In my country, medicine is so advanced
That we can take half a heart out of one
Person, put it in another, and have them
Both looking for work in two weeks.”

An ILLINOIS doctor, says.
“You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with
No brains out of ILLINOIS ,
Put him in the White House
And within SIX MONTHS,
Half the COUNTRY is looking for work.”

This post was submitted by jbrunackey.