The Surgeon and the Plumber
A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office.
How advanced we are?
An Israeli doctor says,
“Medicine in my country is so advanced
That we can take a kidney out of one man,
Put it in another, and have him looking for
Work in six weeks.”
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Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asks. “135,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
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