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		<title>College Habits To Bring Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door. 2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals. 3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with. 4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner. 5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend&#8217;s phone [...]]]></description>
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<p>2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.</p>
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<p>3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.</p>
<p>4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.</p>
<p>5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend&#8217;s phone number.</p>
<p>6. Dial 9 when calling out of your house.</p>
<p>7. Use your calling card when calling your friends.</p>
<p>8. Walk to the post office to get your mail.</p>
<p>9. Walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi signal.</p>
<p>10. Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine.</p>
<p>11. Try to latch the bathroom door because you think you&#8217;re in a stall.</p>
<p>12. Take all your shower items to and from your room.</p>
<p>13. Get dressed in the dark.</p>
<p>14. Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too much extra space.</p>
<p>15. Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night.<br />
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