College Habits To Bring Home

1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.

2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.

3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.

4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.

5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend’s phone number.

6. Dial 9 when calling out of your house.

7. Use your calling card when calling your friends.

8. Walk to the post office to get your mail.

9. Walk around the neighborhood looking for WiFi signal.

10. Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine.

11. Try to latch the bathroom door because you think you’re in a stall.

12. Take all your shower items to and from your room.

13. Get dressed in the dark.

14. Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too much extra space.

15. Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night.

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