Max

Ok folks. This is EXACTLY why some people should NOT have a shaved head. Jesus Christ, does this guy look like a big thumb or what? I’m serious! Looks like a goddamn thumb with eyes.
I bet if we turned him around, we’d see a goddamn fingernail on his head.
Good thing we can’t see the back of his neck. It probably looks like a six pack of hot dogs laying out in the sun back there. I can only imagine what he dresses up for on Halloween. If I were him, I’d cut a huge hole in my head and go as a goddamn urethra.
Max, the dickfaced thumb. We salute you, ya goofy bastard.