Dog Lover
*********: hey sexy
JokeMList: well hello there, who might this be?
*********: this is your dream
JokeMList: I have many dreams…..but only one fantasy. Who is this?
*********: i want to lick every inch of your body with my cold, wet, wet tongue
JokeMList: Mom?
*********: well, i’ll do her too , if you want
JokeMList: Your description matches the relationship I have with my dog…but you type better than her. So scratch that idea.
*********: well, thank you. . i like dogs too, they f*ck real well
JokeMList: Are you a vet?
*********: no, i’m a wet
JokeMList: Hmmmm…….I take it you work alone!
*********: well, my work may be better then yours
JokeMList: I don’t doubt that.
*********: you make people laugh. . i make them sweat
JokeMList: Hmmm….I would rather laugh than sweat, but that’s just me
*********: i can make you more than laugh. . . i can make you scream!
JokeMList: But I am multi talented…I can make them laugh AND sweat at the same time.
JokeMList: I just start making out with them…get them all hot and ready for me, that’s when they sweat……..then I pull down my pants and they laugh! It’s pathetic.
*********: well, size doesn’t matter
*********: quality, not quantity
JokeMList: Then there is hope for me afterall.
*********: i guess there is
*********: so, you want to do it now?
*********: i have time before my next client
JokeMList: Sorry….I have to send JokeMail and then get ready for work.
*********: oh, too bad
*********: i was looking foward to it
*********: i guess i’ll just have to pull out my shiny vibrator
JokeMList: But hey…maybe you will get lucky with your client. I just hope he knows about you and your sexual relationship with dogs.
*********: he knows, he brings his dog w/him
JokeMList: Ohhh……sounds like a prehistoric orgy fest.
*********: your invited, if you want
*********: invite all of your friends!
*********: we will have a big group orgy
*********: and lots of anal sex
JokeMList: Umm………..Thats okay……I shall have to pass on that opportunity
*********: but it would be soooo good
*********: i think you are sooo sexy
JokeMList: Yes, I can hear the howls now
*********: i want you, joke man!!
JokeMList: =)
*********: you would be howling all nite long
*********: and that smile would be plastered on your face, forever.
JokeMList: I’m sure it would be……right alongside Fido and Skippy.
*********: well, i’m always game if you are
*********: but if you want to bring Skippy and Fido, it would be a little extra
JokeMList: Extra? Who ever said anything about paying?
JokeMList: I could have it for free here at home
*********: i never said extra for money
*********: i ment extra enjoyment
*********: dogs are quite sexy
JokeMList: Well, I guess I will have to take your word on that
*********: you really should try it
JokeMList: By the way………Whats your favorite movie?
JokeMList: Lassie?
JokeMList: No wait, I got it…Old Yeller
*********: no, that one is too sad
*********: but you know, dead dogs aren’t that bad either.
JokeMList: The gift that keeps on giving. Just reheat their body in a microwave and I am sure it would feel as if they were alive
JokeMList: Well, listen, its been……strange, but I have to leave now
*********: ok
*********: been nice chatting w/a fellow dog lover
*********: talk to you sometime soon
*********: want me to make an appointment for you?
JokeMList: Bye bye…and keep smiling. Just remember….when you hear a siren, it may not be an ambulance, but the loony bin coming to take you away from your dogs!
