Jesus

Ok, as you can tell from my persona, I’m a very religious person, which is why I have a bone to pick with this picture.

Here it looks like Jesus, aka God in the flesh, is born. Probably the most important event in human history. And look what’s happening. Mary is over there playing with a sheep with major kidney failure, and Joseph is sporting the biggest goddamn boner I’ve ever seen. Have you ever seen the head of a penis which is cloven like a fucking pig foot? No wonder swine isn’t kosher.

But bless this little child for drawing this picture. Without it, I would’ve had no idea that monstrous, three-legged rabbits roamed the Earth. And what the hell is that animal on the right? It’s bigger than Joseph’s throbbing dick and it has goddamn antennas growing out it’s head.