The Students test

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:…. cost – £29.99
Clinton:…. cost – £29.99

Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:….. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:…. The story of Jack and Rose, their? forbidden? love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let’s not go there.

Titanic:…… Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton:…. Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic:…… Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica….ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:….. Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing

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