Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.

Mickey (stunned): Why not?

Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but I can’t find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy.

Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn’t say she was crazy… I said she was fucking Goofy!

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