One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny,
“If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?”
“None because they would all fly away.”, replies little Johnny.
“That is incorrect.”, says the teacher, “there would be three left, but I like the way you think.”
Then little Johnny asks the teacher,
“If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?”
“The one sucking on the cone,” guessed the teacher.
“That is incorrect,” replies little Johnny,” The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think.”