Don’t worry, I’m a nurse.

A young man was so paranoid about the
Size of his penis that he could never work
Up the courage to have sex.

Then one day he fell in love with a nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place.
She put on some soft music and led him into
The bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of
His problem.

“Don’t worry,” She said. “I’m a nurse. I won’t laugh.”
Blushing the man drops his trousers.

“It’s OK,” she said. “I’ve seen lots smaller than that.”

“Really?” the relieved man asked.

She nodded. “Yes,” she chuckled,
“I used to work in the maternity unit.”

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