A guy speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets stopped by a cop standing on the bridge operating radar.

After being stopped the cop asks the man what his profession is and he replied “A professional asshole stretcher.”

The cop, being curious, asks “Exactly what does a professional asshole stretcher do?”

The driver explains that he starts with a small asshole and continues to stretch it until its six feet tall.

The cop asks the driver “What do you do with a six foot asshole.”

The driver responds “Apparently give him a radar and stand him on a bridge.”


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