Computer Jokes

Ah the great and powerful computer. Everyone pretty much as one I can’t think of one person I don’t know that doesn’t have one. And thats pretty amazing if you think about it I mean cars have been around longer then computers and I would beat you that more people have computers then cars. And with that many people there has got to be some pretty funny jokes out there about them. So here you go a list of some of the best computer jokes we have found.

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon.” General Motors has issued a press release stating: 1. For no reason [...]

Bill Gates picks his own punishment

Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked [...]

Types of computer viruses

Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are [...]