Devorce

Well fuck me running, here we have another one of God’s little fuckups.

Where do I start? Do I pick on the fact that you misspelled the one word you’re trying to emphasize, or the fact that Papa Smurf is about to cut the heart out of that tree?

What’s with all the tree bashing, you anti-environmentalist pig? You don’t see me cutting out YOUR heart for being such a goddamn moron, do you?

I like how kids these days are taught to deal with problems. When all else fails, grab a knife and start killing things. I hope that tree which you’re cutting down gets turned into a billy club…..and then a cop beats the ever loving shit out you, you hate monger. Save a tree, and kill your parents for procreating.