Crazy

It’s a bird. No, it’s a plane. No, it’s a flying tampon with whiskers. What in God’s name is that thing? A ghost?
By the way, nice running shoes, Forrest. They look like two severed bird heads which you stepped on while running away from the Kotex Monster.
Notice how the sun is just smiling away, like all is happy and joyful in the world…..while this kid with 7 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other is running for his life.
And what’s with the hair, man? Is that a new style, or is your head smoldering from being in such close proximity to the sun?