A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet
store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look,
I should tell you first that this bird used to live in
a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some
pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this,
but decided she had to have the bird anyway.


She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
living room and waited for it to say something. The
bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked
at the implication, but then thought that's really not
so bad."


When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new
girls." The girls and the woman were bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation considering
how and where the parrot had been raised.


Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."

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