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Written by ron unsworth
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Wednesday, 07 May 2008 |
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a
nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so they
had to put him in an Irish home.
After a few weeks in the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful!
Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place
for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for
25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The
Fuckin' Mexican'"
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