One day a man walks into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that he wanted a £50 note tatooed on his d*ck, the tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the tattoo he would give it to him free.
The man says. "Well, for one, I like to play with my money, two, I like to watch it grow, and three, if my wife wants to blow fifty quid again, she doesnt have to go to the supermarket."

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