"What in the blue blazes.....that neatly fresh unibrow plucked Neanderthal (I apologize to all Neanderthals now) looking beast on the right with the gap toothed acne ridden look of pure stupidity on his sorry face seems mighty proud to be dating what appears to be ET's ugly sister, high on some kind of medication that is reserved for the terminally mentally ill of which she is a proud member. Judging from her high forehead, lack of hair, big eared freaky features and the fact that both of them are wearing a matching radioactive piece of nuclear waste around their necks I would speculate that their incestuous union took place near the Local Nuclear Power Plant."
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