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Ok folks. This is EXACTLY why some people should NOT have a shaved head. Jesus Christ, does this guy look like a big thumb or what? I'm serious! Looks like a goddamn thumb with eyes.

I bet if we turned him around, we'd see a goddamn fingernail on his head.

Good thing we can't see the back of his neck. It probably looks like a six pack of hot dogs laying out in the sun back there. I can only imagine what he dresses up for on Halloween. If I were him, I'd cut a huge hole in my head and go as a goddamn urethra.

Max, the dickfaced thumb.  We salute you, ya goofy bastard.

(fake laugh) HAHAHAHA, you fucking goofball! What in the hell are you laughing at? I can only think of one of two things. You're either looking in a mirror, or your getting a blowjob from the guy in the first picture.

Oh....my....fucking....God. Is it me, or is someone else willing to bet that his parents were part fly, and part dung beetle?

Hell, he probably thinks that fucking bean bag he's carrying is a goddamn piece of manure.  Judging from his expression, he can't wait to get home and lay a few maggots in it.

Jesus H Criminy Christmas Kringle Christ on a popsicle stick. Look at this guy on the right! I don't even KNOW where to start.

His hat says 'Adidas' but I only see 'A Dipshit.' I also get the distinct feeling that if he jumped off a building, those massive ears would inflate and serve as dual parachutes.

By the way, you two dickheads want to put away the peace signs? If you're the poster boys  for peace in this world, then I'd rather start a war in every civilized country on the planet.

Ok, now I've seen it all.  Let me ask you folks something.  If you were about to be devoured by a flesh eating troll, would you be holding its hand and smiling?

Goddamn, the guy has slobber marks all over his chest! It's almost as if this she-beast was wiping her horse teeth off on his sweater like a goddamn napkin, and he's just happy to be close to a vagina.

By the way, did you notice the unibrow on that goofy bastard?  Jesus Christ, it looks like a hairy slug crawling across his forehead.

Quick somebody pinch me. Am I standing naked over a mirror, looking at my ballsack or is this girls nose contain a storage shed for semen?

Now that John Matusac is dead, maybe she play the future Sloth character in the sequel to Goonies.

"Ruth....Ruth...Baby....Ruth!"

Hmmmmm, you know, the more I look at her, the more I want to have sex with one of her nostrils.

This is why siblings shouldn't marry. Look at these two sorry sacks of inbred crap. You have Tiny Tim on the right, sporting his "sex face", and Pat on the left who has no idea what gender she is. I wonder what Pat is missing more.....the hair that once covered her bald spot or her upper lip?

It doesn't matter anymore, because 2 seconds after this photo was taken, an anonymous person chopped her head off with that goddamn machete pressed against her neck. Tiny Tim then proceeded to have sex with her bloody, decapitated body, still sporting his infamous "sex face."

Hey ladies, wanna dance? My name is Clifford and I like to smile....see?

Oh Clifford, you goofy fuck. Here's a little advice. Never smile at a lady when you're suffereing from mouth rot. Shit man, my eyes are drawn to those gums like a goddamn moth to a flame.

You look like a fuckin' hamster showing off the empty pouches in his cheeks. What the fuck do you store in that mouth? Canned food? Jesus Christ, why in the hell are we storing these Taliban scum in Cuba when we could store them in that gaping orifice on your face?

Well fuck me running....now I know what ate the Titanic, and it wasn't no iceberg.

Holy mother of God, what a catch this guy has. He's holding this 'thing' up for the camera like a fisherman who just caught the Loch Ness monster. Meanwhile, Bathsheba in the blue looks like she's been given a few hundred roofies and she's about to lose consciousness.

Goddamn, looks like a blue elephant caught in someone's headlights.

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