81. Do you ever wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what...

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82. Paddy and Mick

Mick and Paddy are reading the headstones outside a church. "Bloody hell" says Mick " there's a bloke here who was 152" Paddy says "What was his name/" Mick says "Miles from London"

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83. Best Irish Joke in a Long Time

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.   Mick, the bartender says: "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy". Paddy replies, "Ok...

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84. Morning Sex

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the...

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85. Elephant.

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection...

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86. Vaseline

There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest...

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87. Semaphore

The aircraft carrier U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier at home port when the Captain of the ship noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags. He then noticed an attractive young woman standing on...

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88. lost wife

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of...

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89. Come to me

Two Ladies walk into a department store.They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, 'That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?' Kathy takes a sniff and replies,...

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90. You Can Check on anybody's location

great site!! Found my parents phone, Amy's phone, some others too ----- http://www.track-your-partner.com/  You can check on anybody's location

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