11. Free Drinks

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes £9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid,...

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12. On The Buses.

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his...

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13. Mirror mirror on the wall.

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."  The husband replies,...

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14. How to call the police.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD   George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George...

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15. What a man hears.

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah...

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16. The Auction

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull...

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17. Pregnancy

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is...

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18. Blessed with a baby.

A man and woman marry after a brief courtship and all is well for a time. Eventually they are blessed with child. The woman's time comes, and as she is taken into the operating room, she calls the husband over. "Honey, there's...

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19. School report

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks...

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20. Little Boys

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be...

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