1. Baptizing a drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.  The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the...

22/07/2008 | 21 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. The Ostrich

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too"...

17/07/2008 | 40 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Free Drinks

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes £9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid,...

17/07/2008 | 30 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Even little guys like a drink.

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate...

07/07/2008 | 60 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. In the bar

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. "I'm really sorry. I...

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