1. Medicare

The phone rings.   The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"   "Mrs. Ward, please."   "Speaking"   "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your...

25/06/2008 | 68 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Anal Optic Nerve

Did you know that the human body has a nerve that connects the eyeball to   the ass?   It is called the anal optic nerve.   It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.   If you don't believe it, pull a hair...

18/06/2008 | 94 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Obese wife

an obese housewife was on her hands & knees scrubbing the kitchen floor when suddenly she shrieked "JOE JOE" her husband being in the next room run's to the kitchen,whats wrong, he ask's i'm paralysed i can't move she...

28/03/2008 | 237 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Old Age

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I...

25/02/2008 | 214 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Position Vacant In Australia

Position vacant in Australia A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Brisbane and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl behind the desk. The Job Centre...

22/02/2008 | 198 Hits | Email | Read more...