1. Easy Jet flight

A mother and her son were flying Easy Jet from Luton to Tenerife. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby...

21/07/2008 | 20 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Real Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's...

19/07/2008 | 40 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. The pope's visit

The Pope has just finished a tour of Australia and is taking a limousine across country. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn't have much choice, so he climbs in the...

18/07/2008 | 36 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. The Ice cream van.

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes...

18/07/2008 | 44 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. On The Buses.

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The man jumps up out of his...

17/07/2008 | 22 Hits | Email | Read more...