1. Beautiful

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a...

17/02/2008 | 265 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Syllables

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" ...

04/02/2008 | 325 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. New teacher

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson." "Thank you, Mary", says the teacher. The...

31/01/2008 | 348 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Teacher's embarassed

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or...

24/01/2008 | 382 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Dad's embarassed

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick. In an attempt to hide his full erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny...

24/01/2008 | 237 Hits | Email | Read more...