1. The Urologist

  An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.          As he approached the receptionist desk he...

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2. Testicles

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are, "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything...

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3. Real Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's...

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4. Marooned

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks...

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5. George W goes out for a meal.

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest T Bone steak," answers the President. "But sir, what...

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