1. Vaseline

There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest...

06/07/2008 | 24 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Vegetables

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating...

20/06/2008 | 58 Hits | Email

3. Visiting Frankfurt

The following exchange took place at Frankfurt Airport between a British Airways 747 and Frankfurt Ground Control. 747 - "Good morning Frankfurt" Control - "Guten morgen 747. Taxi to your gate" The 747 pulls onto the main...

11/06/2008 | 123 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. VD

"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here...

21/01/2008 | 257 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Viagra for the elderly

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The...

10/01/2008 | 395 Hits | Email | Read more...