1. School trip

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the...

22/07/2008 | 18 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Sex on the sabbath

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive...

21/07/2008 | 47 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Sleepless Clinton.

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"...

18/07/2008 | 39 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. School report

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks...

15/07/2008 | 45 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. School Bragger

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" ...

14/07/2008 | 39 Hits | Email | Read more...