1. Real Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's...

19/07/2008 | 23 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Restaurant

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress...

12/07/2008 | 31 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Reasons for putting off sex.

One year, a man recorded every day of the year and whether he had sex with his wife or not. In the 365 days he conducted his research, he only had sex 12 days. He recorded the reasons why his wife couldn't have sex with him, and these are the...

11/07/2008 | 48 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Ralph is drunk.

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No,...

26/06/2008 | 56 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Russia_short of condoms.

Vladimir Putin calls up George Bush on a pressing matter of state. “Our largest condom factory has exploded,” says the Russian President. “Mr Putin, our people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,”...

17/06/2008 | 81 Hits | Email | Read more...