1. Pregnancy

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is...

15/07/2008 | 47 Hits | Email

2. Problems with the English language.

Read to the end . . . a new twist 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse . 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he...

11/07/2008 | 38 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Priceless

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's...

10/07/2008 | 47 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Paddy and Mick

Mick and Paddy are reading the headstones outside a church. "Bloody hell" says Mick " there's a bloke here who was 152" Paddy says "What was his name/" Mick says "Miles from London"

07/07/2008 | 17 Hits | Email

5. Poems

There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond * * * There was a young lady from Wheeling Who professed to no sexual feeling Till...

03/07/2008 | 116 Hits | Email | Read more...