1. Marooned

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks...

18/07/2008 | 44 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Mirror mirror on the wall.

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."  The husband replies,...

17/07/2008 | 19 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Misinformed Dad.

A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks. "Huh?!" replied the surprised young man. "My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very...

13/07/2008 | 44 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. My views on marriage.

1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor...

11/07/2008 | 61 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Morning Sex

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the...

06/07/2008 | 32 Hits | Email | Read more...