1. Little Boys

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be...

15/07/2008 | 38 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. lost wife

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of...

05/07/2008 | 24 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Lawyers should never ask

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.   In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached...

24/06/2008 | 76 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Laws of life

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability ...

20/06/2008 | 53 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Las Vegas revenge

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just getto the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to...

12/05/2008 | 202 Hits | Email | Read more...