1. Kids Fire Engine

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.   The girl was wearing a fireman's...

01/07/2008 | 128 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Keeping the faith

There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every...

22/06/2008 | 43 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Kermit the frog

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks...

09/06/2008 | 135 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Kentucky Fried Chicken

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

09/05/2008 | 215 Hits | Email

5. Kiss me

She said, "Kiss me, doctor!" The doctor said, "I can't, as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

14/03/2008 | 200 Hits | Email