1. How to call the police.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD   George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George...

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2. Human Biology

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. ...

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3. How to negotiate.

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me kiss you for fifty pence?" ...

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4. How do you explain?

A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an...

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5. Hump day

 LIE DETECTOR  John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual  gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to  change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases....

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