1. Easy Jet flight

A mother and her son were flying Easy Jet from Luton to Tenerife. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby...

21/07/2008 | 20 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. English V The World.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks...

14/07/2008 | 41 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Even little guys like a drink.

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate...

07/07/2008 | 60 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Einstein's logic

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his...

07/07/2008 | 62 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Elephant.

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection...

06/07/2008 | 25 Hits | Email | Read more...