1. Deaf sex

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of > marriage they find > that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the >  lights out since > they can't see each other signing, or read lips. > >...

21/07/2008 | 37 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Do you ever wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what...

07/07/2008 | 31 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Doh!!!!!!!!

1. When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I can't remember what I chose.   2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.   3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she...

25/06/2008 | 64 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Dentist on the job.

A GUY AND A GIRL MEET AT A BAR. THEY GET ALONG SO WELL THAT THEY DECIDE TO GO TO THE GIRL'S PLACE. A FEW DRINKS LATER, THE GUY TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND THEN WASHES HIS HANDS. HE THEN TAKES OFF HIS TROUSERS AND WASHES HIS HANDS AGAIN. THE GIRL...

18/06/2008 | 89 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Dating in Oz

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?" Sheila turns around...

06/06/2008 | 183 Hits | Email | Read more...