1. Chinese Honeymoon.

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next...

22/07/2008 | 28 Hits | Email | Read more...

2. Car drive.

Famiily travelling behind a dustcart in their car. Suddenly a dildo flies out of the back of the dustcart and hits their windscreen. Embarrassed the mother says, don't be alarmed children it was just an insect. The youngest kid replies,...

13/07/2008 | 36 Hits | Email | Read more...

3. Check up.

An 80 active drunk goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'   George replies, 'God...

12/07/2008 | 33 Hits | Email | Read more...

4. Can a genie work wonders?

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman Asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not...

08/07/2008 | 69 Hits | Email | Read more...

5. Come to me

Two Ladies walk into a department store.They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it, 'That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?' Kathy takes a sniff and replies,...

05/07/2008 | 21 Hits | Email | Read more...