1. Driving test

A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam. She handles most of the maneuovers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb. "Could you get a little clos...

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2. Getting an erection.

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." W...

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3. What do you call yourself?

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ... Young, Urban, Professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK..... you know ... Double Income, ...

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4. Waiting for sex

             A Man and a Woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked....

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5. How sex began.

How Sex Began In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Nevertheless to say, The wind came alon...

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6. The cheap cruise

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- £99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the £99 cruise special, please." The agent says, &q...

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7. hunting accident

John and James were out hunting when John accidently shot James. John in a panic called the emergency services and screaming hysterically down the phone, told the medic how he thought he might have killed his best friend. The pa...

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8. Las Vegas revenge

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just getto the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to t...

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9. How to explain to kids.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm... they are m...

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10. Shy pregnant girl.

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, ''My husband wants me to ask you...,'' to which the doctor replies, ''I know, I know,'' placing a rea...

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