From: tommy
Subject: unsucribe

Ihave done this 3 times and i want off the mailing list   thank you

What do you think this is? The land of Oz? Just because you can click your little ruby slippers three times to wake up from your wet dreams doesn’t mean you can send a blank email to my personal email account and magically be removed from the MJM Mailing list. Perhaps if you weren’t busy getting fellatio from Toto, you would have noticed the big unsubscribe link at the bottom of your MJM Issue. Instead, you’ve wasted both your time and mine by writing to me. Thankfully, I’m a nice fucking guy and I ended up removing you by hand…..not because it would have taken your low-IQ ass too long to figure it out, but simply because I dread the thought of receiving another one of your brain-dead, sperm infested responses.

Thank you.