Hate
No, you’re not surrounded by hate. You’re surrounded by knife-wielding parents who’re trying to kill you, you misspelling bastard.
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Jesus
Ok, as you can tell from my persona, I’m a very religious person, which is why I have a bone to pick with this picture.
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Divorce Goblin
Divorce is a goblin? Oh, you poor stupid bastard. Is that what your parents told you? No, no no. Divorce is what happens when Daddy fucks some random chick in a bar, because your mom doesn’t know how to suck his penis without using her teeth.
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Burning
You illiterate fuck. Divorce is burning? Look again. The only thing burning is that big “R”, you dummy. Have you ever heard of “Hooked on Phonics?”
I also like how the letter “G” is smoking, because God knows every time I light something on fire, something else smokes on the other side of the room. Idiot.
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Monster Truck
What does that caption say?
“I’m glad I’m here?”
Hey fuck face, have you looked where you’re standing?
You’re underneath a goddamn Monster Truck.
I don’t know about you, but I’d feel safer in a South African brothel than I would standing in front of a fucking 8 foot tire.
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Animals
Give me a fucking break. Do you mean to tell me that if people don’t have animals, all the goddamn leaves will fall off trees?
Here’s a little advice for you. Life without animals is just peachy. You think I want a fucking dog pissing all over my furniture?
Think again.
By the way, why does that dog you drew have a fucking boner?
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Lightening
Gee, is this a lightening storm or a goddamn black penis, thrusting itself from heaven into Mother Earth’s cunt?
Jesus H. Christ, I don’t know if I should get out my umbrella or grab some tissue and spank a couple off.
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Lip Kid
Holy fuck, what are you thanking the doctor for making your lips back to normal? Have you looked in the mirror lately? You have two gigantic testicles growing off the side of your head, dick face.
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Rupert
Ok Rupert, I’m going be easy on you, since you’re probably retarded and can’t draw a logical picture to save your life.
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