Act 1: Main Characters

JokeMList = Me, who else?

The1BigGun = My best friend, Chris

LHolls2425 = Some schmuck who had no idea how to form a complete sentence

ManBoarder = Some homophobic guy who is really a closet homosexual

Dirkd20 = Another homophobic guy.  Chris and I later call him “Bruce”

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Scene – We enter the room, and LHolls is disrupting, pissing everyone off. JokeMlist decides to stir things up a bit with 1BigGun, and out of nowhere, JokeMList makes a gay statement.  Once he sees that some people are so homophobic that they can’t act like rational human beings, he targets them for humiliation!

LHolls2425:     LOVE HATE
Manboarder:     THEN DIE
Manboarder:     DIE
LHolls2425:     LOVE KILL
LHolls2425:     LOVE TO KILL U
JokeMList:     LHOLLS………..I bet you dont hate your right hand!
Dirkd20:     LHolls has no life at all he has a 2 inch cock and no one wants him
he can die and go 2 hell
LHolls2425:     LOVE TO KILL ME
The1BigGun:     Hey now.  Killing is not a good thing to do.  Trust me.
The1BigGun:     I have been there
The1BigGun:     I didnt like it and had to go to a shrink for 6 months
Manboarder:     BIGGUN…….YOU NEVER KILLED ANYONE
The1BigGun:     Yes I have.  I had to do it.  Didnt have a choice
LHolls2425:     LOVE DIEING
JokeMList:     LHOLLS…….Man, your cool…I think I love you!
JokeMList:     You sexy thing you
LHolls2425:     LOVE TO HATE
Dirkd20:     ill cut your guts out Holls
LHolls2425:     LOVE IS HATE
LHolls2425:     HATE IS LOVE
JokeMList:     LHOLLS……why dont you come over here and we can have some sweaty lovin’
Dirkd20:     Joke, u a female??
JokeMList:     Nope……….I am the horniest gayest prick on AOL
JokeMList:     And I want LHOLLS…..
Manboarder:     YOUR GAY JOKEMLIST?   GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!
The1BigGun:     Hey, its a free room.  You get out
LHolls2425:     LOVE TO HATE GOD
Dirkd20:     take his ass
Dirkd20:     prison style
LHolls2425:     GOD IS DEVIL
JokeMList:     ManBoarder….oh….I like your screen name.  Does that mean you’re for *MEN* too?
Manboarder:     NO, I AM NOT GAY,  GET THE HELL OUT HOMO!!!!!
LHolls2425:     LOVE TO KILL
JokeMList:     LHOLLS………when do you hit puberty?
The1BigGun:     Hey, stay in the room, you are cute, Joke
JokeMList:     Thanks BigGun……..wink wink
The1BigGun:     ( blush )
JokeMList:     ManBoarder……..those who say they are not gay have some issues to deal with.
Manboarder:     AND THOSE WHO SAY THEY ARE GAY ARE  DEEPLY CONFUSED
LHolls2425:     SATAN IS GOD
JokeMList:     ManBoarder……….just admit your true feelings, bro
Manboarder:     I AM NOT YOUR BRO
Dirkd20:     Holls u like it up the rear huh
LHolls2425:     LOVE 1 BIG GUN TO SHOOT HIMSELF
The1BigGun:     I would love it if you shut up, LHolls
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…….Sounds to me like you are hiding in that dark closet
JokeMList:     Come on out, my child
Manboarder:     NO, I KNOW WHAT I AM
JokeMList:     Be free of those skeletons!
Manboarder:     AND ITS NOT A FAG
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…………I have seen many closet homosexuals…and your a classic example.
JokeMList:     Just embrace it
Manboarder:   YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS THERE NOT GAY THEY ARE LYING?
Manboarder:     YOUR STUPID
Manboarder:     STUPID HOMO
JokeMList:     Its because you are so defensive…classic sign that you have some feminine issues to deal with
Manboarder:     WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?   BECAUSE I HATE GAYS?
Manboarder:     GET THE HELL OUT
MRSURVIVOR:     ……….i haven’t laughed this hard since i’ve been on aol
Dirkd20:     gay use to mean happy. what a shame
The1BigGun:     The definition of Homo is stupid.  Just think about it
JokeMList:     Dirk…I *am* happy…looks like ManBoarder is the one filled with hate
Manboarder:     YA I HATE YOU
The1BigGun:     To put body parts in those places…. come on
Manboarder:     I HATE HOMOS
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…….what a shame…all that hatred locked up in that sexy, stinky body of yours
Dirkd20:     i hate gays too sorry. Not realy sorry
Manboarder:     OK FAG
JokeMList:     Oh talk dirty, you sexy homo!
The1BigGun:     who, Joke?
JokeMList:     ManBoarder
Dirkd20:     i like bi women though
Manboarder:     STUPID GAY PEOPLE, ITS NOT COOL TO BE GAY, ITS NOT TRENDY
Manboarder:     ITS NOT NATURAL
Manboarder:     ITS NOT RIGHT
The1BigGun:     ” trendy “
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…I am not trendy….I am just true to my feelings….like you should be.
Manboarder:     ITS EMORAL
Dirkd20:     there all the scum of the earth
Manboarder:     YA, THEY ARE, THEY SPREAD DISEASE
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…….The only thing I spread is my legs and my  *love seed*
Manboarder:     YA, I GET WOOD OFF OF WOMEN
Dirkd20:     take them to a gay room
Dirkd20:     i have a constant woody
JokeMList:     ManBoarder…….You have to admit that deep down, in that black heart
of yours, you think about penis.
The1BigGun:     hahahah
Manboarder:     YA,  MY OWN IN SOME PUSSY
Manboarder:     YOU SPREAD YOUR DISEASES, YOUR WAYS, YOU ARE SCUM AND SHIT
The1BigGun:     well the shit part has some truth
The1BigGun:     Just smell his dick
JokeMList:     ManBoarder….I am disease free..
Manboarder:     NO YOUR NOT,  BEING GAY IS A DISEASE
JokeMList:     ManBoarder……….how do you figure??
Dirkd20:     ManBoarder sorry to leave u in here with this fag but im goin to go talk
to some women
JokeMList:     Dirk…stay big boy
Manboarder:     YA, ME TOO, I DONT NEED TO TALK TO SCUM
The1BigGun:     Hey Manbaorder, is it me or does your mouth smell like dick…
hmm…yep….It smells like dick.  Its quite pungnet
EyeH8CoRn:     sick
JokeMList:     ManBoarder……….dont run……the more you fight your true feelings,
the more it will eat away at you
JokeMList:     LOL
Dirkd20:     im a real man homo
JokeMList:     Dirk…what?  Your a real “man homo”?  Thats what I thought!
JokeMList:     ManBoarder….see, Dirk came out of the closet! Your turn
JokeMList:     Dirk…are you circumcised?

(ManBoarder Exits)

Act 2: A woman (The 1 GEM) enters the room……so being the JokeMan that I am, I decide to switch things around and make it seem like Dirkd20 is the gay one, while I am straight! This gets funnier and funnier!

THE 1 GEM:     HELLO FROM FEMALE OF 49 GOING ON 34
Dirkd20:     we got gays in here. glad to here from a women
Dirkd20:     hey gem
JokeMList:     The 1 Gem….watch out……Dirk has been hitting on all the guys
JokeMList:     He seems confused as to his sexual preference
JokeMList:     The immaturity in this room is completely staggering
The1BigGun:     good god
The1BigGun:     Why is everyone gay in this room
The1BigGun:     It must be someting in the water
Dirkd20:     1big gun tell them who the fag is
EyeH8CoRn:     just you
JokeMList:     Big Gun…I dont know….are you and I the only straight ones?
THE 1 GEM:     I’m not worried or scared
Dirkd20:     aint me
The1BigGun:     Umm, dont know
The1BigGun:     Not sure
JokeMList:     Dirk…I see..changing your tune now, are we?
The1BigGun:     Im confused
The1BigGun:     I feel like a blond right now
THE 1 GEM:     BigGun, about what?
Dirkd20:     are the women shy?
JokeMList:     Dirkd20: I like cock
JokeMList:     I rest my case
The1BigGun:     hahaha
MRSURVIVOR:     lol
Dirkd20:     im ignoring LHolls
JokeMList:     GEM…please tell me your normal
THE 1 GEM:     very normal..it’s theatrical humor
The1BigGun:     Geez Dirk, you should go to the gay room
JokeMList:     Gun….thats what I am saying
The1BigGun:     Dirk sounds like “dick” to me
JokeMList:     BigGun…..you know the saying….you are what you eat!
Dirkd20:     IM NOT GAY
The1BigGun:     Great
JokeMList:     Dirk….oh *NOW* you’re not gay?
The1BigGun:     Well dick, I mean dirk, what do you say?
Dirkd20:     I TOLD U I HATE FAGS
JokeMList:     Make up your mind
JokeMList:     Dirk……….that wasnt what you were saying before. You ok there , buddy?
DSmith9700:     A/S CHECK?
Dirkd20:     M 20 STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW
JokeMList:     Watch out for Dirk……..he is confused
The1BigGun:     Yes he is
JokeMList:     Dirk……….you have a lot of gay issues, or else you wouldnt be saying how straight you are
The1BigGun:     I have never seen a person so out of touch with ones feelings
JokeMList:     I am very positive…..I am positive that Dirk is gay
The1BigGun:     I think he just needs to get out and try another date with a real man of men
JokeMList:     Big Gun..no kidding
Dirkd20:     BIG GUN, FUNNY HOW U JOINED UP WITH LHOLLS. HUMMM
The1BigGun:     LHolls?
JokeMList:     Dirk…you doofus! LHolls isnt even in the room!  Gun joined up with *me*
Dirkd20:     Joke, im not gay but u can suck me
JokeMList:     Dirk…hmmm, gay comments, but you’re not gay. You poor, stinky, confused bastard
JokeMList:     Dirk….you’re a Barbara Streisand fan, arent ya?
JokeMList:     <~~~~from Cali
Scspuds:     WHAT PART OF CAL?
JokeMList:     from san Jose
Maxiyisel:     BY SAN FRANSICO
JokeMList:     Maxi..San francisco? I think Dirk would like it there
The1BigGun:     Hey dirk, Is your real name Bruce???
JokeMList:     LOL
JokeMList:     Dirk Diggler
Dirkd20:     thats right
The1BigGun:     That is a stage name of a domb porno movie guy
Dirkd20:     big cocked porn star
JokeMList:     Hey Bruce……I mean Dirk…….you like men shaved “down there”?
The1BigGun:     Only you would say that
Dirkd20:     your jealous
JokeMList:     Jealous? of what?
Dirkd20:     9 inches u cockless fag
JokeMList:     Dirk…..wow, you and your fascination with cocks.
JokeMList:     Kinda makes ya wonder, huh
The1BigGun:     Look Bruce, Just because you wear a butt plug does not mean the rest of us have to suffer
JokeMList:     Bruce…..you like fudge?
The1BigGun:     pack
JokeMList:     LOL
JokeMList:     Bruce….when you fart, do you hear a whistling sound?
Dirkd20:     sorry im not gay Joke. hit on somone else please
JokeMList:     Dirk……..denial in its purest form. Seen it many times
Scspuds:     lol
The1BigGun:     Do you often feel plugged up. you know, like something is jammed in your ass
Scspuds:     ha ha
JokeMList:     Bruce….you like small rodents?!
The1BigGun:     do you buy Ky Jelly by the case
Dirkd20:     no but u could tell me how it feels, cant u
Pamjls143:     HI POSITIVE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JokeMList:     You know whats funny? Its that Bruce keeps hanging around in here!
The1BigGun:     Lets talk about the President
Pamjls143:     YOU GUYS SUCK
The1BigGun:     that is possitive
JokeMList:     Pam…not as much as Dirk
Dirkd20:     pam do u suck
JokeMList:     Pam…if not, Bruce can teach ya
Dirkd20:     i need a girl that sucks
The1BigGun:     I am sure you could out suck anyone in here, Dirk
JokeMList:     Dirk……..what size batteries does your dildo take?
Scspuds:     do you like to swallow?
JokeMList:     Scspuds…I am sure he does
Dirkd20:     BigGun, thats a fag name
The1BigGun:     Dirk likes to snow ball
JokeMList:     LOL
JokeMList:     Hey Dirk…level with us…are you a pitcher or a catcher?
Dirkd20:     Pam u dont have to swallow
The1BigGun:     To tell you the truth, Dirk keeps IM’ing me to meet his *meat* in person. He is crazy
Wunderfall:     HIV POSITIVE?
The1BigGun:     Dirk is
JokeMList:     BigGun……wow….the nerve of that guy
Dirkd20:     joke is
The1BigGun:     No kidding
The1BigGun:     I have never seen the likes of one person doing that kind of lude action before
Dirkd20:     Gun and Joke are so obsessed with talkin gay trash that they dont even talk to any women in here
JokeMList:     Dirk………you prefer dark meat or white meat?
Scspuds:     white meat
Dirkd20:     here that shows there true nature
JokeMList:     Dirk…seems like *you* are the one bringing up the gay stuff, trying to force it on us
The1BigGun:     I like white meat. =)
JokeMList:     And I dont appreciate that, young man…..you naughty sailor.
The1BigGun:     dark meat
The1BigGun:     tan meat
The1BigGun:     yellow meat
The1BigGun:     red meat
JokeMList:     Dirk…I bet you could sit on a coke bottle and never feel the glass touch your skin
The1BigGun:     hahahahha
BFults5604:     LOL

Act 3: Enters another member, BFults. Now that Gun and myself have Dirk where we want him, watch how quickly we get BFults to join in the fun!

BFults5604:     HELLOOOOOOO…..I AM LOOKING FOR MY KEYS
JokeMList:     BFULTS….you may want to look in Dirks ass…I think he has lots of objects up there
JokeMList:     Watch out for the hamster though
The1BigGun:     HIIIIIIii
Dirkd20:     scs talk to me. im sick of these gays
The1BigGun:     yes
BFults5604:     I DIDNT SAY I WAS LOOKING FOR MY CAR, JOKE
JokeMList:     LOL
JokeMList:     BFults…wouldnt suprise me if that is up there too
JokeMList:     You could park an RV up there
The1BigGun:     I wonder if a car would fit in that gapping hole
BFults5604:     WHY DONT YOU LIKE HIM?
JokeMList:     BFults…I like everyone….but he is totally pushing his gay beliefs on everyone
Dirkd20:     are u fine
Dirkd20:     are u naked
BFults5604:     IS HE A FAG?
BFults5604:     I DONT LIKE FAGS
Dirkd20:     are u horney
The1BigGun:     Geez. Horney. Are you mad?
JokeMList:     BFults……..one minute, he was coming onto me and Gun….then he changes his tune
BFults5604:     IM HORNEY DIRK…..WHERES YOUR SISTER?
JokeMList:     LOL
Dirkd20:     go do your cousin
JokeMList:     Dirk…whats a matter? Cock got your tongue?
BFults5604:     HAHA
The1BigGun:     ooooo, lets have a group cyber
The1BigGun:     =)
Dirkd20:     im just wearin boxers
The1BigGun:     not you, Dirk
JokeMList:     Dirk…..level with us…..do you gargle before you swallow?
The1BigGun:     hahah
GMC93Z71:     life sucks then you die
The1BigGun:     nope, Dirk swallows then he dies
JokeMList:     GMC…or in Dirks case…he just sucks
BFults5604:     DIRK SWALLOWS….THEN HE SWALLOWS AGAIN THEN AGAIN
JokeMList:     Dirk..tell BFults about your little escapade with that small child when you were 13
JokeMList:     BFults…..see, now he is acting like nothing happened!
The1BigGun:     He may have done the manly thing and blocked us
JokeMList:     exit and then reenter!
JokeMList:     that will unblock it
The1BigGun:     ok

(Chris and myself exit the chat room…then reenter, which lifts off the ignore feature! )

Dirkd20:     this room is to gay later u fukin prics
The1BigGun: I bet he has fruit up in his ass.
The1BigGun:     He keasturs it to get it nice and warm.
The1BigGun:     Plus the “shit taste” is a real turn on for him
JokeMList:     Then spears it on someones dick and eats it like a shish ka bob
The1BigGun:     lol
JokeMList:     LOL
BFults5604:     I THINK HE LEFT
JokeMList:     Poor bastard!
The1BigGun:     good
The1BigGun:     I feel better
JokeMList:     Lets find him and hunt him down!
The1BigGun:     ( gasp for air )
BFults5604:     OK
The1BigGun:     ok thats over
The1BigGun:     back to being a normal human
BFults5604:     FIND EM
MRSURVIVOR:     bye
MRSURVIVOR:     room
MRSURVIVOR:     thanks for the laughs
JokeMList:     Survivor…no problem………remember, you can subscribe to JokeMail for free
The1BigGun:     Stay away from strange men called Dirk
The1BigGun:     They want more than a hand shake
MRSURVIVOR:     thanks and i will. Joke,  that was too funny!!
MRSURVIVOR:     Man u ran both of them away
MRSURVIVOR:     lol
The1BigGun:     good
JokeMList:     It took some time, but we did it

Act 4: Just when things were cooling down, another schmuck enters the room. As you can see from his entrance, he deserved to get messed with!

OnlineHost:     O29again has entered the room.
O29again:     Do all butts smell the same….?
BFults5604:     UH OH
JokeMList:     029…whats scary is that you want to know the answer to that question
The1BigGun:     depends on what the owner of the butt eats for dinner
BFults5604:     ASK DIRK
BFults5604:     OR YOUR BROTHER
O29again:     Ever fart in your hand..then bring your hand up to your nose..?
The1BigGun:     Come on man. Be real.
JokeMList:     029……….yeah…kinda has a tangy smell
JokeMList:     kinda like that smell you get when you smell your upper lip
O29again:     Come on man. Be real
BFults5604:     THATS SICK
The1BigGun:     eat a bunch of mustard and try that, 029
JokeMList:     LOL
YUNV Tonie:     WTF?
The1BigGun:     dont ask
The1BigGun:     there are strange people in here some times
O29again:     The1BigGun: Come on man.
BFults5604:     I DONT LIKE YOU 029
JokeMList:     029…………Do you pee in the shower?
BFults5604:     LEAVE
The1BigGun:     Wow.  Its like I was here before
The1BigGun:     Ok, let the war begin
O29again:     I’m positive about butt stank…
The1BigGun:     I bet
JokeMList:     029…..what is your fascination with butts anyways?
The1BigGun:     It is like the smell of control and love
The1BigGun:     When you smell shit, its like home
The1BigGun:     So go there
JokeMList:     You all know what 029′s mating call is? …. <fart fart>
O29again:     You won’t go near a womans butt..?
JokeMList:     029…..do you really floss your teeth with a butt hair?
The1BigGun:     stick your fat head up your ass and breath deep
O29again:     Your wifes..
JokeMList:     029…come on…form complete sentences…I know you can do it
The1BigGun:     Oh and by the way, it looks like you have something in your teeth.
The1BigGun:     Oh my god,  its a juju berry
BFults5604:     DRIED CUM
JokeMList:     Big Gun…that would be a shit chunk from his dinner
The1BigGun:     haha
JokeMList:     029….why so quiet? Are you constipated?
The1BigGun:     he is fingering his ass
The1BigGun:     looking for the meaning of life in there
O29again:     029…come on dinnerJokeMList:
JokeMList:     029…….wow, great comeback, whatever the hell it means
BFults5604:     LOL
O29again:     JokeMList:JokeMList:JokeMList:
JokeMList:     Remember kids, when 029 offers you a shit pie, just say NO
BFults5604:     REWIND YOUR HOOKED ON PHONICS AND WATCH IT AGAIN
The1BigGun:     Let me tell you 029, Your ass is like a grenade.   Keep it as far away as possible
O29again:     tensionpneumothorax
JokeMList:     029……..when you fart, does it echo in your anal cavity?
CIADURANGO:     EXCUSE ME…IS THIS THE “POSITIVE PEOPLE CHAT ROOM”?
The1BigGun:     yes
The1BigGun:     Positive 029 is a rat bastard
JokeMList:     CIA…it was positive until 029 came in here
O29again:     The1BigGun: Positive 029 is a rat bastard
CIADURANGO:     29, TAKE 30 & MOVE ONNNNNN
JokeMList:     029……..cant even come up with his own comebacks! Has to copy and paste others!
The1BigGun:     cool cut and paste. do it again , do it again
JokeMList:     Looks like 029 just learned how to use his keyboard!
O29again:     it’s copy and paste…mental midget..
CIADURANGO:     I SMELL A DIRTY RAT
The1BigGun:     He has the mouse thing down.  Hey, are you into small animals 029?
JokeMList:     CIA……watch out for 029.  He is a hamster molester
CIADURANGO:     YEA,LIKE GERBERS UP HIS ASS
The1BigGun:     do little rat nutz turn you on?
JokeMList:     exactly
JokeMList:     029……….do you ever stand over a mirror naked and bend over?
O29again:     Yeah….
JokeMList:     Figures
O29again:     so….
The1BigGun:     Have you ever tried to put a bar of soap up your butt in the shower?  I bet it fit, didn’t it?
O29again:     Your wife likes it…
The1BigGun:     Who is married?
Patjr33:     hello room ??
The1BigGun:     Hi
O29again:     puss boys
JokeMList:     Hi Pat…….stay clear of 029….he is a sicko
CIADURANGO:     REALLY
JokeMList:     029……..do you drink the puss from the pimples on your stinky ass?
Patjr33:     lol
O29again:     ONE BIIGG GUUNN…GOODD NNAAMEE>>
JokeMList:     029…good comeback
The1BigGun:     G thanks.
The1BigGun:     029 sucks for a name
O29again:     good comeback..
The1BigGun:     You must be using your little brothers name
O29again:     geez….beav…
The1BigGun:     cant even afford an AOL membership
JokeMList:     029……….when exactly did you get into anal stimulation again?
Patjr33:     lol !!!!!
CIADURANGO:     LOL
The1BigGun:     In some people is comes natural, he is the example
Patjr33:     ohh lol !!!!!
The1BigGun:     haha
O29again:     And I bet you don’t masturbate…
JokeMList:     029…..whoa, where did that come from? Are you typing with one hand again?
CIADURANGO:     I’M SO POSITIVE, I MAKE NEGATIVE LOOK BAD
The1BigGun:     me too
The1BigGun:     hahah
O29again:     I’m a parapalegic..can’t type that fast
The1BigGun:     That is true talent. To have a little dick in one hand and a keyboard and mouse in the other
Junoid:     :It’s hard for me to understand what this is all about. Someone please help me.
The1BigGun:     I will have to give you some credit now 029
CIADURANGO:     29 & BIG ARE HAVING IT OUT
JokeMList:     029…Whatever you do……just DONT stick the computer mouse up your ass. Stick to real rodents instead
O29again:     1bigdumbass has the prob with me…
The1BigGun:     Are you really 29 or what is the deal?  How old are you?  Is that a Birthday. 02/ 9 / 84?)
JokeMList:     1984?   Man, you’re a youngin’
O29again:     I’m 64..
CIADURANGO:     WHO STARTED IT?
JokeMList:     64 years old………and you still fondle your bunghole? Man, I gotta hand
it to you.
The1BigGun:     dont hand it to him. He has stinky fingers
JokeMList:     029…be honest……do you ever take one of your poop logs and smear it over your body like a stinky bar of soap?
O29again:     You figure it out detective…
The1BigGun:     ok……
The1BigGun:     wait, i am off  for tonight

(Chris and I make our exit, laughing our butts off)

*********:     hey sexy
JokeMList:    well hello there, who might this be?
*********:     this is your dream
JokeMList:     I have many dreams…..but only one fantasy. Who is this?
*********:     i want to lick every inch of your body with my cold, wet, wet tongue
JokeMList:     Mom?

*********:     well, i’ll do her too , if you want
JokeMList:     Your description matches the relationship I have with my dog…but you type better than her. So scratch that idea.
*********:     well, thank you. . i like dogs too, they f*ck real well
JokeMList:     Are you a vet?
*********:     no, i’m a wet
JokeMList:     Hmmmm…….I take it you work alone!
*********:     well, my work may be better then yours
JokeMList:     I don’t doubt that.
*********:     you make people laugh. . i make them sweat
JokeMList:     Hmmm….I would rather laugh than sweat, but that’s just me
*********:     i can make you more than laugh. . . i can make you scream!
JokeMList:     But I am multi talented…I can make them laugh AND sweat at the same time.
JokeMList:     I just start making out with them…get them all hot and ready for me, that’s when they sweat……..then I pull down my pants and they laugh!  It’s pathetic.
*********:     well, size doesn’t matter
*********:     quality, not quantity
JokeMList:     Then there is hope for me afterall.
*********:     i guess there is
*********:     so, you want to do it now?
*********:     i have time before my next client
JokeMList:     Sorry….I have to send JokeMail and then get ready for work.
*********:     oh, too bad
*********:     i was looking foward to it
*********:     i guess i’ll just have to pull out my shiny vibrator
JokeMList:     But hey…maybe you will get lucky with your client.  I just hope he knows about you and your sexual relationship with dogs.
*********:     he knows, he brings his dog w/him
JokeMList:     Ohhh……sounds like a prehistoric orgy fest.
*********:     your invited, if you want
*********:     invite all of your friends!
*********:     we will have a big group orgy
*********:     and lots of anal sex
JokeMList:     Umm………..Thats okay……I shall have to pass on that opportunity
*********:     but it would be soooo good
*********:     i think you are sooo sexy
JokeMList:     Yes, I can hear the howls now
*********:     i want you, joke man!!
JokeMList:     =)
*********:     you would be howling all nite long
*********:     and that smile would be plastered on your face, forever.
JokeMList:     I’m sure it would be……right alongside Fido and Skippy.
*********:     well, i’m always game if you are
*********:     but if you want to bring Skippy and Fido, it would be a little extra
JokeMList:     Extra? Who ever said anything about paying?
JokeMList:     I could have it for free here at home
*********:     i never said extra for money
*********:     i ment extra enjoyment
*********:     dogs are quite sexy
JokeMList:     Well, I guess I will have to take your word on that
*********:     you really should try it
JokeMList:     By the way………Whats your favorite movie?
JokeMList:     Lassie?
JokeMList:     No wait, I got it…Old Yeller
*********:     no, that one is too sad
*********:     but you know, dead dogs aren’t that bad either.
JokeMList:     The gift that keeps on giving.  Just reheat their body in a microwave and I am sure it would feel as if they were alive
JokeMList:     Well, listen, its been……strange, but I have to leave now
*********:     ok
*********:     been nice chatting w/a fellow dog lover
*********:     talk to you sometime soon
*********:     want me to make an appointment for you?
JokeMList:     Bye bye…and keep smiling. Just remember….when you hear a siren, it may not be an ambulance, but the loony bin coming to take you away from your dogs!