A pill will fix it.
A very frustrated man visits his doctor. “Doc, you’ve gotta help me! My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?”
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The redneck truckers
Zek and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a “Team” truck driving job. The personnel manager decided, after talking to them both that they weren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them separately. He first interviews Zek. After 15 minutes he completes the interview. Zek barely passes. Next he interviews Luke. He begins by asking the usual transportation related questions. Luke also barely passes.
Redneck been here?
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
Rednecks flying home
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
Rednecks go fishing
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!
A redneck oil change
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
1. Go to O’Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree.
A redneck gets shot
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
“Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz havin’ a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, ‘Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?’”
A driving application
Redneck Driver’s Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
grandma
Three presidents found a hot air balloon and decided to take a ride the only things they had with them was: the first
person had an apple the second had a pie and the third had a bomb. They were riding up in the hot air balloon when
the first president said i don’t want my apple anymore he threw it off the edge and they soon found a little girl crying
they stopped and asked the little girl y r u crying cuz a flying apple came out of the sky hit my cat in the head and it
died the men left and then they went back inside the hot air balloon a few minutes later the second man said i don’t
want my pie anymore so he threw it off the edge and they soon found a little boy who was crying so they asked him y
r u crying he said a flying pie came out of the sky it my dog on the head and it died they went back up in the hot air
balloon and the thrid person said i don’t want my bomb anymore so he threw it off the edge they soon found a old lady
laughing they said y r u laughing cuz i farted and my house blew up!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Eve’s side of the story.
EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.
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