Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
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The Store
A general store owner hired a young female clerk who used to wear short skirts and skimpy thongs to work. One day a young man came into the store and asked for some raisin bread. As the raisin bread was located on the top shelf, she had to climb a stepladder to reach it, affording him a great view up her skirt.
He was so turned on by what he saw that when she came down, he suddenly remembered he needed more raisin bread- just so that she would have to climb back up.
By now the other male customers in the shop noticed what was going on and they too, asked in turn for raisin bread. Each time the girl dutifully climbed the ladder for the raisin bread and each time they got an eyeful.
After half a dozen climbs in quick succession, She began to get tired. From the top step, she looked down at the group of men and spotted an old man, who was yet to be served, staring up at her.
Trying to save herself another trip back up, she asked him: “Is yours raisin too?”
“NO, HE SAID, BUT I THINK IT JUST MOVED!!”
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Being away from home.
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
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Torrential Rain.
One night, a torrential rain soaked Southern Ireland. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes.
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The Students test
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
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Birth Control
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it.”
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Three sisters get married.
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home.
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Redneck Gas Station
A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”
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IRS and Grandpa
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
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In the cinema
Two old sisters decide to go and watch and X rated movie.
They go in and get seated, ten minutes into it one of the ladies leans over and whispers “The man next to me is masturbating”
To which the other one replies: “That’s disgusting just ignore him”
To which came the reply: “I can’t he’s using my hand!”
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