Famous Conversations

Late Night Delirium

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Normally, I never include anyone else’s chat logs on my Famous Conversations page. Why? Simply because I’m an egomaniac and I like to abuse my power. However, my friend Dren had a conversation with his brother-in-law (posted below), proving once and for all that you should never operate any type of machinery when suffering from sleep deprivation….because these two fuckheads can’t even maintain a clear thought before drifting off into some other racial philosophical discussion.

Travis vs. Manav

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This is the first conversation that I personally didn’t play a part in. It took place between The Real Travis and Manav, both coworkers of mine.

Cyber Sex Response

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Last year, I had some JokeMailer want to cybersex with me…(you can read the original conversation HERE)……when I messed around with her, she told me to get a life, which ticked me off! LOL I immedietely cancelled her MyJokeMail account. Below is the response that she had written me! It’s pretty funny, especially when she starts lying even further to cover her butt…..My whole intention was to scare the crap out of her…I think it worked…what do you think?

Insult

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Okay everyone! Most of you know that every now and then, I end up chatting with someone that tries to screw around with me….and today was no exception! As I was enjoying my time online, I get an Instant Message from this person (who I censored). Like all conversations, I am very polite until someone does something rude and inconsiderate! Below is a copy of the chat!

Spice Girl

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Just when you thought it was over! The day after I sent out the Cybersex conversation, I get another one from a different person. This one isnt about cybering, and its kinda slow at first, but it gets better towards the end. Especially when I tell this person about the new Spice Girl! See if some of you can get the joke I was making, and the double meaning! This is just to show some of you the kinds of IM’s I get every time I sign online!

Love

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You know, sometimes, a sense of humor can get in the way of personal feelings. Take this conversation for example. I was trying to tell this particular person just how much they mean to me……but even *I* couldn’t do that without acting stupid and letting my humor get the best of me! What’s a guy to do?! You will either find this incredibly romantic, or helplessly pathetic!

I’m Not White

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Just a little history before you read this Famous Conversation. I hopped into a friendly chat room, and had no intention of messing with anyone. But this moron by the name of JiggaZ entered the room and started being vulgar. So me, being the upholder of all that’s good and demented, decided to seek a little retribution on this miserable idiot. After he started cursing, I sent him a private message, which started like this:

Sick Bastard

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**********: hi

JokeMList:    hi there
**********:     u getting ready 2 send out s’more jokez??
JokeMList:     yep

Practical Joke

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You ever dream about doing a practical joke, but you never seem to have the right opportunity to do it? Well, I had my chance last week!

Pot Smoker

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I had some free time on my hands, so I decided to turn on my Instant Messenger. Lo and behold, some numbskull immedietely starts to get on my nerves. Normally, I ignore people like this, but since I had some free time, I decided to rip him a second asshole.