IT’S SOOOO HOT……..!
YOU KNOW IT’S HOT WHEN YOUR DOG
DOES THIS ……..
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Walter and Joe
I knew he reminded me of somebody famous…..
On the left is “Walter,” Jeff Dunham’s dummy…
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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Man Test
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Fag.
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the
three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the
greatest!!
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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A Boy’s First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin’s pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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Things NOT To Say to a Pregnant Wife
~ “I finished the Oreos”
~ “Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The 30th is the Super Bowl”
~ “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 45 pounds.”
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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The Farrmer’s Gator
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years…
He had a large pond in the back.
This post was submitted by Barry C.
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PMS & GPS
Question:
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
Answer:
A crazy bitch who WILL find you!
This post was submitted by LobsterLou.
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