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Archive for July, 2010

IT’S SOOOO HOT……..!

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YOU KNOW IT’S HOT WHEN YOUR DOG

DOES THIS ……..

Good Old Days

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This old man was reminiscing about the good old days……….

Walter and Joe

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I knew he reminded me of somebody famous…..

Walter Jeff Dunham's dummy and Joe Biden On the left is “Walter,” Jeff Dunham’s dummy…

This post was submitted by LobsterLou.

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Fag.

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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart

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A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the
three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the
greatest!!

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A Boy’s First Condom

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Levin’s pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

This post was submitted by LobsterLou.